Quotes


To put a smile on your face...

Stu: "Lewis Hamilton!"
Sara: "I hate him"
Stu: "Why? Because he is black?"
Sara: "No"
John: "Racist!"


Stu: "If you hit me now with a pencil in your hand, I'm going to lose an eye"
          - Pointing out the consequences of Morgan hitting him


John: "I was thinking of going on the internet"
Stu: "And what? Whoring yourself out?"


Stu: "Whenever I look at you, I think 'definitely a sexual deviant'"
          - To Sara... unexplainably


Rhiannon: "Whenever I'm in a quiet zone on a train, there's always people going hwngnangnangnaaang!"


Stu: "In the US Army Infantry Mens' Handbook, there is a passage that says 'when Mr Pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is not your friend'"


Rhiannon: "You're special with a capital 'R'"
          - To John, again, unexplainable, obviously :-)


Stu: "Is that a real language?"
          - To John's excellent handwriting :-p


John: "I've got my camera here"
(long pause while trying to turn it on)
Marina: "No battery?"
John: "F@#$"


Morgan: "So I made about 6 frantic phone calls and I was like hugledurdosglelurglerlurserler..."
          - It did just turn into a mass of muttering!


Marina: "Oh God! I'm paralysed!"
          - After seeing a "Sound of Music" poster


Stu: "£1.30 for a cup of tea? It better come in a gold cup, with a woman, and vibrate at the same time!"
          - Expensive tea on the train - sadly for Stu, it wasn't to be!

Stu: "You're wearing a cow on your head!"
          - To John, wearing Morgan's hat


Stu: "I can't have fun with him when your big head is in the way!"
          - To Morgan when tormenting John

John: "Are my holes that small?!"
          - John talking about his ears


Steve: "Prickly bushes are not fun to play with"
          - Referring to his drunken antics


Vinnie: "I've been between two horsemounted police"


Steve: "Vinnie, you're touching my leg with your helmet!"
          - And the context? Naked calendar shoot


Victoria: "Gotta love the pig's bum, and if it strangles me, so be it!"
          - Merits and possible disadvantages of leather xD