Quotes
To put a smile on your face...
Stu: "Lewis Hamilton!"
Sara: "I hate him"
Stu: "Why? Because he is black?"
Sara: "No"
John: "Racist!"
Stu: "If you hit me now with a pencil in your hand, I'm going to lose an eye"
- Pointing out the consequences of Morgan hitting him
John: "I was thinking of going on the internet"
Stu: "And what? Whoring yourself out?"
Stu: "Whenever I look at you, I think 'definitely a sexual deviant'"
- To Sara... unexplainably
Rhiannon: "Whenever I'm in a quiet zone on a train, there's always people going hwngnangnangnaaang!"
Stu: "In the US Army Infantry Mens' Handbook, there is a passage that says 'when Mr Pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is not your friend'"
Rhiannon: "You're special with a capital 'R'"
- To John, again, unexplainable, obviously :-)
Stu: "Is that a real language?"
- To John's excellent handwriting :-p
John: "I've got my camera here"
(long pause while trying to turn it on)
Marina: "No battery?"
John: "F@#$"
Morgan: "So I made about 6 frantic phone calls and I was like hugledurdosglelurglerlurserler..."
- It did just turn into a mass of muttering!
Marina: "Oh God! I'm paralysed!"
- After seeing a "Sound of Music" poster
Stu: "£1.30 for a cup of tea? It better come in a gold cup, with a woman, and vibrate at the same time!"
- Expensive tea on the train - sadly for Stu, it wasn't to be!
Stu: "You're wearing a cow on your head!"
- To John, wearing Morgan's hat
Stu: "I can't have fun with him when your big head is in the way!"
- To Morgan when tormenting John
John: "Are my holes that small?!"
- John talking about his ears
Steve: "Prickly bushes are not fun to play with"
- Referring to his drunken antics
Vinnie: "I've been between two horsemounted police"
Steve: "Vinnie, you're touching my leg with your helmet!"
- And the context? Naked calendar shoot
Victoria: "Gotta love the pig's bum, and if it strangles me, so be it!"
- Merits and possible disadvantages of leather xD